Burgundy Lefties
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We kinda went on a limb with these ones. Red summer shorts with a white stripe on the left leg. Will people buy these? Will these shorties be our demise? Will our moms still call us? We’ll see when autumn comes. Goodbyeeeeeeeee
All day everyday swim-ready summer short:
- Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
- Two sidepockets including zippers
- No itchy inner mesh
- Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
- Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
- Wear with or without boxers underneath
- Raised logo print
